The Poetic Guide to Being a Gentleman

What is a modern day gentleman?

Is there a blueprint for the perfect date?

What is the correct angle of a bow?

These questions, plus many more, WON’T get answered, in this two person poetic comedy!

Martin is going on a date — his first in ages — but he has lost all his confidence.

Desperate for advice, he turns to “The Bureau Of Gentlemanly Conduct”. Enter Barnabus, a timeless gentleman armed with a complete knowledge of everything gentlemanly.

Through the stern teachings of Barnabus, Martin becomes trapped between old principles and new expectations as Barnabus begins to guide Martin through the essentials:

Outfit, etiquette, and a hell of a lot of cutlery...

The Poetic Guide to Being a Gentleman is a comedy that blends performance poetry and traditional theatre.

The performance will be in English

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Spilledato
19. mar. 2026

Scene LILLE SCENE

Varighed 60 min.

TID KL. 19.00

PRIS 60 KR.
GEBYR
15 KR.

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Ingen regler

50%

Ingen aftner er ens

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OFF THE RECORD

60 KR.

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Off The Record er Teatret Svalegangens scenekunstbuffet, hvor du på torsdage kan få blandede godter for 60 kr. Her finder du uslebne diamanter, spirende talenter, de gamle garvede, de gakkede, de kloge og dem du slet ikke vidste, du elskede. Af og til tilbyder vi ekstra oplevelser under OTR-hatten, hvor priserne svinger en smule.

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